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Girls Vs Boys


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ATM cash withdrawl
PREVIEW
How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.

1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM.......
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
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Men n Women
PREVIEW
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :
* a friend
* a companion
* a lover
* a chef
* an electrician
* a carpenter
* a plumber
* a mechanic
* a psychiatrist
* a healer
* a good listener
* an organizer
* a good father
* very clean
* sympathetic
* athletic
* warm
* attentive
* gallant
* intelligent
* funny
* tender
* understanding
* tolerant
* prudent
* ambitious
* capable
* courageous
* determined
* true
* dependable
* passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
* give her compliments regularly
* love shopping
* not look at other girls

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1 . Leave him in peace

that's it!!
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Chemistry of Girls
PREVIEW
CHEMISTRY OF GIRLS

SYMBOL- MISS
ATOMIC WEIGHT HIGHLY VARIABLE
ATOMIC NUMBER 420

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1 BOILS VERY RAPIDLY
2 FREEZE VERY QUICKLY
3 MELTS QUICKLY ON RECEIVING GIFTS


CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1 VERY ACTIVE AND HIGHLY REACTIVE
2 POSSES GREAT AFFINITY FOR GOLD, SILVER & OTHER COSTLY ITEMS
3 VIOLENT REACTIONS IF MADE TO WAIT & LEFT ALONE
4 TURNS RED WHEN PLACED BESIDES BETTER LOOKING SPECIMEN OF
SAME SPECIES

OTHER PROPERTIES

1 STAINED OR OVER-STAINED WITH POWDER, LIPSTICK & ALL OTHER
COSMETICS
2 NEVER AGES BEYOND SWEET 16
3 CRIES INSTANTANEOUSLY

USES

1 A FAST MEDIUM OF SPREADING TOP SECRETS
2 BEST INCOME OR POCKET MONEY REDUCING AGENT

CAUTION

1 HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE
2 HANDLE WITH CARE & AT UR OWN RISK
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