| Before Marriage after marriage |
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Before Marriage .... ..
Boy : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl : Do you want me to leave?
Boy : NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Of course! Over and over!
Girl : Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy : NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl : Will you kiss me?
Boy : Every chance I get!
Girl : Will you hit me?
Boy : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
Girl : Can I trust you?
Boy : Yes.
Girl : Darling!
After Marriage ...... SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP !!! |
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| Stupid Banta |
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SANTA ur son is dead!
Hearing this sad SANTA jumps from 50th floor
35th Floor he realizes:
I don't have son!
20th floor:
I'm not married
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3rd floor:
SHIT! I am BANTA....... |
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| Got Caught lying |
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1 Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night & Didnt Study 4 The Test Which Was Scheduled For Next Day.
In morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look dirty and weird with grease & dirt. They then went up to the Dean and
said that they had gone out to a wedding last night & on return the tyre of car burst and they had to push the car all the way
back & that they were in no condition to appear for test.
So Dean said they can have re-test after 3 days. They thanked him & said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before Dean. Dean said that as IT was a Special Condition Test, All 4 were required to sit in
separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name...............( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...( 98 MARKS ) |
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