| Full Names of IT Companies |
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IT Companies Full Names...just don't miss it.... :-)
1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM: Sad and Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM: Puzzled and Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee during Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash first and Let them go
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd |
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| Chipkali |
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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa,
RaamPyaari, RaamDulari ,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were
crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa
started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa stopped
singing the song, RaamPyaari , RaamDulari, RaamPuri
and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!... WHY
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coz, they all started clapping !!!! |
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| MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY |
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This is a crime story. Five friends lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.
One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.
MAD: Is it police station???
Police: Yes, what is the matter??
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police: Are you mad?
MAD: Yes, I m MAD.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom....
Police: you FOOL...
MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke |
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